Last night I was busily trying to cook dinner while feeding Baby Banshee her evening meal. E had the good sense to stay out of the kitchen. He asked me how to spell 'hair' and then came into the kitchen wearing this. A badge he'd made.
The pics are dodgy, but you might just be able to read that it says 'no hair pooling'. Translation: 'no hair pulling'
If only the little hair puller could read...